This is where I'd be a total Tri-Geek and...

This is where I'd put a YouTube clip of some inspirational song (e.g. "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)

This is where I'd evaluate my fitness in a narcissistic fashion

This is where I'd sandbag just in case the race doesn't go well

This is where I'd voice some idle threat to get my competition riled up

But instead..

I think I'll let performances speak for themselves.

C'mon and let me race!!!